When Cats Take Over the World

Cat found this on YouTube.

It's the newest thing in feline fashion....

Cat says she needs a wig to look as cool as the other cool cats.

Cat waking me up in the morning

Every morning Cat wakes me up by licking my face or pounding on the plastic on the window. It's pretty loud at that time of the morning. And there is nothing that will stop it except getting out of bed and feeding her.

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Just to clarify...in places where it is cold in the Winter, some of us put plastic over leaky windows and then use a hair dryer to tighen it up (and then cut the edges off). This keeps drafts down.

Cat is beating on the plastic which is stretched over the window like a drum.

Magic Cat for Sale

I have found that Cat has certain magical abilities...

1. She can conjure up food by simply licking my face in the morning while I am asleep. I have found that licking her face does not seem to have the same result...it just ends up annoying her, and giving me a furry tongue.

2. She can hold objects down by sitting on them...otherwise they would obviously float away. She can hold down the whole bed this way.

3. Untold other magical attributes.

The bidding will start at 1 million US dollars.