Monday, February 5, 2007

Magic Cat for Sale

I have found that Cat has certain magical abilities...

1. She can conjure up food by simply licking my face in the morning while I am asleep. I have found that licking her face does not seem to have the same just ends up annoying her, and giving me a furry tongue.

2. She can hold objects down by sitting on them...otherwise they would obviously float away. She can hold down the whole bed this way.

3. Untold other magical attributes.

The bidding will start at 1 million US dollars.

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